Boring Pill

I found another review of the Patsy Cline show. This one is from the LA Times.

Without further adieu here are the lyrics to the incredibly horrible "Earthquake Drill"

Earthquake Drill

Everybody try to squeeze under a desk
And its such a mess
Go outside for the earthquake drill
Its like taking a boring pill
We stood in line for a little while
Then everybody left or broke off with style
Everybody’s thinking of things to do
The time just never flew
By
Somebody got hit in the butt another in the eye
The bra straps were a pullin’
And nowhere was where we were goin’
It was an hour long
I was bored so that’s why I wrote this song
(Fades out into the repeated lyrics Earthquake drill It‘s like taking a boring pill)

Miscellaneous blog #42

Here is a bunch of miscellaneous things strung together.

I found the lyrics to "Earthquake Drill". I never realized how horribly laughable the lyrics are. I should post them on here for a good laugh.

After posting that ad on craigslist all I got were offers for scam jobs. Some of them were vague and desperate. Maybe I'll post another ad soon. When the current one expires.

On the way home my dad was looking for a bathroom because he didn't go before we left the venue. He didn't know that a lot of fast food places that are open 24 hours only have the drive thru open after hours to prevent robberies. How could he not know that?! I misspelled the word "sultry" forgive me I was tweeting on my phone, and it doesn't have spell check. :(

The real reason I didn't want to say I was going is because I don't own any recording equipment to record the performance. Here is somebody else's review of the show. Shirley is mentioned as the "Former Garbage front woman" Okay... -_-

Here is something strange after the show I looked up Zooey Deschanel's profile I didn't realized she was in The Offspring's video for "She's Got Issues". My friend use to joke like I was the girl on the video because she sees all these strange cartoon things. She was also in "The Jag" video. I'm not an obsessive fan or anything. Those videos came out at about the same time. Those videos were both on the music video tapes I've been going through. When I watched the "She's Got Issues" video I noticed the girl has an outdated job; she is film developer. That job is pretty much obsolete now.

My dad picks out the tackiest things for my mom. He always wants me to go shopping with him, but he is such a jerk and makes scenes in stores. I'd rather not!

The Lakers NBA finals hopes are crushed. They were eliminated. It reminded me of when they lost to Detroit in 2004. They were really broken back then.

This Entry Falls to Pieces

I really didn’t want to say what my prize was yesterday because I didn’t want people to get too excited. I won tickets to the Patsy Cline tribute show.

It was funny when I told my dad I won the tickets he wanted to hear the phone message. But he couldn’t because I left my cell number for the contest. I don’t take chances anymore after what happened with Career Advisor. He wanted to know where it was from and how I entered.

I’m upset because I don’t have any frozen rib sandwiches. I hope I’m not jinxing myself. I usually have one when I engage in a Shirley related activity.

I wasn't sure what to wear. I wanted to look "classy" the event was being held at a concert hall and not an arena or a club or something. Here is a bad quality pic I took of the stage before the show. It's so blurry! >.< I checked out the bathroom, but it was nothing special. I thought it would be fancier.

Before the show I tweeted a couple of inane tweets. "Ready to see the queen ^-^" and "I'm channeling something classy for a darkling :P"

I really liked the Living Sisters' dresses they looked like what I wore to my junior prom. Except mine was longer and lavender.

Shirley looked great she was wearing a tight black dress with strappy black heels. She sang 3 songs like she said she would. She threw in a funny antidote about singing a Patsy Cline song with a band she was in that broke up. She also talked about Mother's Day. I figured I'd try to take it at the end of her set, so if I got kicked out I would not miss her performance. I tried to be sneaky and take a picture of her with my phone, but it didn't come out. :( That's what I get for trying to be sneaky maybe some photos will surface somewhere.

After the show I tweeted this "Show was good Shirl looked radiant & her voice was soutrly"

The whole show was very interesting.

I don't really like country music or listen to it. Does the Monday Night Football theme song count? :P

Some Idle Friday

The day started off strange. I had a really weird dream and then I jammed my thumbnail in real life.

I've been burning through blank DVDs. Making DVDs is a pretty mundane thing to do. I get this phone call. I was hopeful it was for a job. But it was for something else. I won a contest! This is real I did enter this one. It's not a scam. (I'm not telling what it is, yet) The only problem is that my parents aren't home, and I don't drive! I haven't won anything recently since that Charlie Lapson wallet I won last year. Maybe my luck is changing.

I was going to give this blog a different title, but I thought that title was giving it away.

Back to Genki

I used to be a Genki Girl but around the time I turned 17 I stopped. I think I was just Genki for everybody else. Maybe being Genki kept me skinny?

This time of year gets me down especially when my family receives college graduation announcements from my cousins who are way younger than me and graduating college.

I decided to post a really pathetic ad on craigslist looking for a job. The only reply I got so far was for a scam job.

Does anybody think by Deangelo getting hurt this is a way of writing him out of the story? It was funny when Ryan pretended to be Kelly's supervisor. Was Ryan quoting "#1 Crush" lyrics? The funniest part was in the opening when Deangelo thinks Kevin is smart.

Fondue for Cats!

Glee was somewhat predictable. I saw Sam's plotline a mile away in that episode. I didn't think they would do a Fleetwood Mac episode.

That reminds me of a funny story about my parents. Before I was born my aunt came to visit my parents, and she wanted to hear some Fleetwood Mac, but my dad said they didn't have any because my mom doesn't like them.

Brittany's cat Lord Tubbington is really cute! And really obese. I liked when she interviewed her cat after Santana bailed on her. When she asked her cat if The Aristocats is an exact replica of a feline relationship. I wondered is this the cat she thinks is reading her diary? Or is that another pet cat she has.

KNBC had finally debut the California non stop channel. I hope it's better than that sorry excuse of a news program called News Raw. It took them long enough to launch the channel. It was proposed in December or January. Now I kinda miss the satellite radar pictures; just a little.

I Wasn't Asleep This Time

This is another "where were you?" post. This would make a good memoir. ;P

When I heard the news I think I was either on twitter and/or meez. My dad was mad because it cut into AFV. I checked on some other websites to see what was happening.

All the Americans reveling in the streets looked like something from somewhere else. Or maybe some kind of sports celebration.

I smell a potential Halloween costume.

At least I didn't sleep through this one. Like I did with MJ's death. I sort of slept through September 11th when the planes struck the buildings it happened between 6-8AM in my time zone. I think my mom saw The Pentagon part. Or I got the wrong information like with Columbine. Somebody at school told me it happened in Connecticut.