You know how people are always doing something gimmicky to get something like tattooing themselves with a company logo or something like that. I'm totally up for something big and gimmicky. If stuff is not it won't get noticed.
I have a great idea. I will sell almost all my stuff to get free internet for life. No crappy connections either. It also has to be from a reputable company. Things I would not sell would be things like photos, yearbooks, diaries, some of my clothes, personal items, grooming items, my computer monitor, my cell phone, homemade DVDs and videos (most people don't use videos anymore anyway), and my intellectual property.