I found another review of the Patsy Cline show. This one is from the LA Times.
Without further adieu here are the lyrics to the incredibly horrible "Earthquake Drill"
Everybody try to squeeze under a desk
And its such a mess
Go outside for the earthquake drill
Its like taking a boring pill
We stood in line for a little while
Then everybody left or broke off with style
Everybody’s thinking of things to do
The time just never flew
Somebody got hit in the butt another in the eye
The bra straps were a pullin’
And nowhere was where we were goin’
It was an hour long
I was bored so that’s why I wrote this song
(Fades out into the repeated lyrics Earthquake drill It‘s like taking a boring pill)