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Riff Raff Chorus

This weeks episode of Glee brought back bad memories. Well mostly because they sang "Stayin' Alive" at the end. It all stems from a bad school production I was in. It was mandatory.

I was in the "chorus". Which was a code for "dumping ground for all the other students". If you weren't an actor or a dancer that's where you belonged in the dreaded chorus. It was mostly filled with misbehaving students. It took 3 teachers to wrangle us. We were that bad.

Do you know how hard that song is to sing? I will never attempt to sing that song in that style again! Ever! The teachers would get mad at us because we didn't or couldn't sing falsetto. Plus I think who ever transcribed the lyrics transcribed them wrong. We sang "The New York Times, a paper man". The real lyric is "The New York Times' effect on man. "

There were other problems like lack of people to cast and lack of props. But this story is so good it belongs in my comic. It's that absurd!

That whole school production was a giant inaccurate mess. I think the teachers wrote it on whim or something.

You know Brittany's idea about being on Hoarders or Fear Factor sounds like something I would think up. I don't know why Mr. Shue is so focused on everybody having a post high school plan? Things can change when they leave. I know that happened to me. I had big plans and aspirations. I was a lot like Rachel, but without wanting to be performer. But I chased too many Waterfalls and ended up where I am now. Rivers and lakes are best. There might possibly be cream here. No rabbits or Clapton. Or there could not. My dead friend use to believe in me and my writing skills. I know she isn't here anymore. But I wouldn't want her to see me like this. Even though I know she is; just not in an earthly form.

I thought last weeks episode would have had a theme. Since Blane's brother appeared. It would have been "musical siblings". Actually that should be a future episode theme. With the Jacksons, the Stefanis , and a bunch of other musical siblings.

I'm still hoping for a New Jack Swing themed episode. Here are some songs I think could be featured. "I Want Her", "What About Your Friends", and "Poison".

Exposure Don't Pay The Bills.

Cheap asses piss me off. Now I know I'm a cheap ass too when it comes to things like supplies and food. But I mean people who want people to do things for free. I don't mean volunteering. That is something different. I mean people who want you to work for free for exposure. Hey exposure don't pay my bills. GET A CLUE PEOPLE!

They write ads like these looking for free work.

"Beautiful Models Needed

Lovely beautiful models needed to pose for pictures. I'm really classy. There is no pay but you can build your portfolio."

"Looking for a cartoonist

I need a cartoonist to help promote my pizza food truck. I cannot pay you, but you will get all the pizza you can eat and a lot of exposure."

Thanks. Pizza can really pay my phone bill.

Everyday they are Shufflin' (until tax season is over)

I saw a lmfao box head person in a partial statue of liberty costume. (they were one of those sign wavers) I would have fashioned a crude looking crown to the box to make it more in tune with the dress code. It's in violation of the dress code not to wear the crown. Maybe they (the boss) thought the box head would garner more attention? They were also doing some kind of strange dance move. I'm not sure what it was because I'm not hip anymore, and up on the latest dance moves. The last dance I learned was the train dance that went along with that Quad City DJs song "C'mon 'N Ride it (the train)"

I was going to take their picture, but when I looked down the street they were gone.

Here is a crude paint rendition of what I saw.

Everyday they are shufflin'. I can't believe I made a reference to LMFAO in my blog! :O

Their job will be over in a few days. Tax season is ending soon.

I better work on a routine for next year in case I need a job. I'm not telling what it is. I don't want people copying me. But includes no box heads. That is a give away.

Fake Easter Cakes

This was my Easter booty:

3 Japanese erasers that look like cakes. I got a bar cake, a pink round cake and a yule log.
(They make great doll props. And the yule log reminded me of something I saw on 3 Minute Cooking.)
jelly beans
a turtle candy
gummi bears
a My Melody pen
a Hello Kitty pencil
Teacup Families Twins monkey babies (I go crazy for little flocked animals)
Hello Kitty Mega Blocks blind bags (2)

My dad said I made a good basket. I can make the best baskets for myself. I know what I like. This will be the closest thing to a Saniro basket.

I was sort of disappointed that I didn't get another Hello Kitty in a rain coat. I have one, but the face got all scuffed up after my dad accidentally dropped mine under the heater.

I filled up on my bargain ham.

Conan Look-a-like

The contest winners were finally announced and I didn't win. :(

It was a drawing contest. I drew a picture of Kogoro. I thought he was the easiest to draw. Ran's hair was too hard to draw.

The entries were drawn at random. They were good drawings.

Speaking of Conan I found this picture on a food truck that looked like him.

Good Intentions

The Easter Bunny was at the mall. But surprisingly the line to see him wasn't long. It had a nice little Alice in Wonderland theme. I was there looking for stuff to fill my basket with. There were some kids running around, but not many. Maybe because it was a Friday morning/afternoon. *shrugs*

I've been looking for a quality screen cleaner for my electronics. The "quality" one I got from the capsule machine doesn't count. I couldn't find one. Instead I found some colored duck tape. I can use that for stuff. I think I'll make something for my doll first with it. There are a lot of tutorials out there. I was funny because when I was shopping in that store I heard the Toad the Wet Sprocket song "Good Intentions". I love that song! I feel old now that I'm enjoying department store and supermarket music (in English). They play a lot of 90s music now. I'M SO OLD! :O XD X-X @-@

I didn't find much to buy or many job leads. But I also secretly went to the mall to participate in a photo contest. It was hard to be sneaky and take the photos. My new phone is not as stealth as my old one use to be. I still miss it. :(

Bargain Ham

I thought I bought a bargain ham for $8.20, but the price tag on the ham was wrinkled. It really said $18.20. I has so hard to read even the cashier couldn't read it. Here is a picture of the deceptive ham price. Oh well I learned next time to carefully read the price on a "bargain" ham.

My dad was getting mad because I don't want to go out with him for job hunting. I was thinking "I'm going to go out and look for jobs with you again to even hurt my chances more than my record of lack of experience?"

Insert Wittty Garbage Themed Title Here

I saw the "Blood for Poppies" video by Garbage. Uh... No Comment. I wonder how "Not Your Kind of People" will be accepted as a whole since the whole album isn't out yet. I wonder if "Battle in Me" will also have a music video?

Cats, Detectives, and Wrestling

I really liked those April Fools adblock cats! They were really cute and better than looking at ads. I thought it was funny when the adblock hand turned into a paw. Ironically the best adblock cat pictures I saw were on a website with Hello Kitty pictures. It was funny because later in the day my dad found pictures of a cat my grandma use to have before I was born. He got mad because I compared it to Lord Tubbington from Glee.

I had been watching Detective Conan/Case Closed for about 8 months and UTB is starting it up again back from the beginning. They showed 130 episodes and went into part of season 5. The last new one they showed today was The Weather Girl Kidnapping Case. I'm using the English episode number count.

I like Ran. I like the way she dresses in the early episodes. The ones I saw ran into 1998. She dresses like the way I use to in junior high. I think if I lived with only my dad I would act like her. She has to keep him in line. Kogoro (Ran's dad) sort of reminds me of my dad.

I saw a few episodes of the dub. I hate Kogoro/Richard's dub voice. It's too soft. In the Japanese version his voice is very deep. He sort of reminds me of Zenigata from Lupin the 3rd. Upholds the law, square head, deep voice.

Wrestlemania was ok. That really short title match was perplexing. Cena's intro was weird. I was very disappointed that Cena lost he's lost 2 years in a row now. I think it record is 6-3?

You Are Not A Winner

I did have all the numbers! On 5 separate games! Oh! Well I knew I was a loser when it was announced that the 3 winning tickets where not sold in my state.

I guess it's back to being my poor self again! @o@

Lottery Fantasy

When my dad gets home he tells me he might have accidentally played the wrong lottery slip. I'm upset and confused. Didn't this happen as a tv show plot? I'm ruling out Martin, Hangin' With Mr. Cooper, and The Simpsons. I think it was a show with live people and not a cartoon.

At least my family didn't get lottery crazy and try to read a copy of "The Lottery" for lottery tips and ignore our sick dog. We don't have a dog.

Then I watched that 20/20 special on the lottery and fantasized about what I would buy. At the end of the show the numbers were read. I thought I had some of the winning numbers. I just hoped for the best.

Annie's Cinnamon Roll Bunny O's Cereal

I tried some Annie's Cinnamon Roll Bunny O's Cereal. It was very good and smelled very sweet. It took some getting use to because I'm so use to preservatives in my cereal. You know eating the common stuff like Cocoa Pebbles.

After I ate some I thought it would taste really good with some fake maple syrup just to taste. It was great, but unhealthy. I could be arrested for eating something like that.

Then I remembered my neighbor ate something similar. This was back in '93. Anyway he would put Cheerios in a bowl (I forget if it was plain or Hunny Nut) and milk and heat it in the microwave and then top with honey or maple syrup. Or did he top the cereal first heat it and then add the milk? I'm getting old and forget!

Maybe Robots Could Help

I had to go see my worker again. To prevent myself from falling asleep waiting. I was listening to some Garbage.

I got a flier from them to be a poll worker. The people who work the polls are idiots!

This happened to me before I was trying to vote after I had moved to a new city in the same county. They told me to go back to the city I use to live in to vote. It would be really absurd if somebody came from another state. This would be their conversation.

Voter: I'm here to vote please give me a provincial ballot.

Poll Worker: Where did you live?

Voter: Salem, Maine

Poll Worker: Well you can't vote here. You need to go back to Maine and vote.

Voter: But I moved to California.

Poll Worker: (sighs) Fine! (unenthusiastically) Take this.

It would be a great job for me! I can be an incompetent jerk!

They gave me a flier for a job fair, but I'm not going to that. Like I said before they are depressing, and there is most likely nothing for me. They are usually cluttered with staffing agencies anyway.

They told me to use snagajob. That website sucks! Plus they sold my info to those telemarketers. I'm going to try and tell everybody I can not to use that website; unless they want their info sold.

They are trying to put a bandage on a broken leg. They think they are helping, but it's really doing nothing.

They want me to get training in something like a nurse. I can't be a nurse! You gotta learn a lot of stuff and memorize anatomy. And all the body parts have strange names an ear is not an ear. I think it has some Latin name that they refer to it. I remember they taught that class at my high school, and a lot of the people who took it had a hard time memorizing all the terms. It'd probably be like that Family Guy where they all vomit. The thing I really don't want to happen to me is that I train for some career and then there is nobody hiring in that field. That happened to my dad.

They also said for me to be a live in care worker. I can't lift people. They are heavy! I could possibly lift a medium sized dog. Too bad we can't use robots like they do in Japan to lift people. They said to ask people I know for jobs or leads. If I knew people I would probably have a job by now.

It's like what the guidance counselor told me a few years ago about being a nurse. I'm smart enough to know I don't have the personality for that.

I loathe going there! Every time I go it just makes me more angry!

I Learned it on Soul Train

It was funny when I was watching Soul Train. It was a 90s episode. My mom said one of the dancers danced like me. I thought I told her that I just saw the saw the dance moves on the show and just copied them. I copied them poorly. I use to be very good at the butterfly, but I can't dance it anymore it hurts my knees, and knee pain makes me feel old.

Might Possibly be a Winner

I'm upset because I entered a legitimate contest and the winners were supposed to be announced today on tv. And they weren't! I guess I'll wait until next week. Maybe they forgot.

Sneaky Snake!

The people are real sneaky snakes! They mumble on the phone so people can't get their names while looking for jobs.

I should shout it to people like that character from Madtv played by Michael Mcdonald (not the singer)
Like this skit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txu1Z0FpKkE

This is what I hear "Hello thisistardcafepleplspeaking". What they are sneakily saying is "Hello this is The Red cafe Penelope speaking". When you ask them to repeat what they said they get mad and/or hang up.

Although this is a good tip when I get a job because I'll do the same fucking thing. I'm going to protect the job I have once I get one. I'll even go as far to defend the company on the internet.

Lies, Lies, Using Lies as Alibis

The 30 Rock joke about Krang was so funny! And I'm not even a TMNT fan! When they said that line I was laughing so hard. I read a blog where the blogger use to blog about Krang so much. (not my blog)

Why do I hate Hazel so much? Am I suppose to? She kind of looks like some girl I went to high school with. (The girl just looked like her I did not go to school with Kristen Schaal) I didn't realize the actress who plays Hazel also does the voice of Louise from Bob's Burgers. Louise is my favorite character.

The part where Kenneth says he lies to himself was also really funny. Kenneth:“I lie to myself every morning when I wake up. I don’t know how much longer I can do it.”
It sounds like something I'd tell myself. While wearing a scowl or sour look on my face.

The Sandwich Experiment

I made the Cordon Bleu sandwich. I wanted to make it like a mix of Denny's sandwich and the one Abry's use to sell. I think they still sell it; just not in my area.

Here's what I used sourdough bread, Swiss cheese, ham lunch meat, and frozen breaded chicken patties.

Essentially I just made them like a grilled cheese sandwich. I first cooked the chicken patties before I put them in the sandwich. Then I just made the sandwich like a grilled cheese. Here's the order in which I put it together in case anybody wants to know. Starting from top to bottom; bread, cheese, chicken patty, ham, other slice of bread.

I used Dijon mustard as a dipping sauce. I'm going to try and make another version on a bun like Arby's.

Colton leaving Survivor was great! Seriously I thought he would have gone far. Christina was dumb to comfort him. I would have made fun of his ass. Especially if I was treated the way she was. They (Colton and Alicia) were so mean to her I was screaming at the tv.

People wrote some pretty mean stuff about him online. I'd hate to think what people would say about me if I was on Survivor. They probably want me to drown in the ocean or something like that.

But like I've said before I could not be on the show for a lot of reasons. I can't swim, I have skeletons in the closet, and I don't think I could handle the stinkyness. Nobody is bathing including yourself.