I should shout it to people like that character from Madtv played by Michael Mcdonald (not the singer)
Like this skit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txu1Z0FpKkE
This is what I hear "Hello thisistardcafepleplspeaking". What they are sneakily saying is "Hello this is The Red cafe Penelope speaking". When you ask them to repeat what they said they get mad and/or hang up.
Although this is a good tip when I get a job because I'll do the same fucking thing. I'm going to protect the job I have once I get one. I'll even go as far to defend the company on the internet.