Showing posts with label Late Night. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Late Night. Show all posts
Thursday, October 6, 2011
For him to Poop on!
Conan was on Fallon. I thought he was blacklisted by NBC as a whole? Like Conan doesn't exist to them. He picked up the Triumph puppet. His old studio wasn't Fallon's, but the one used for Dr. Oz.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Garbage songs to Strip To/ Weedin' out the Posers
Shirley was a guest on Ferguson.
She said she didn't know the song "Afternoon Delight" I guess she hasn't been up on Glee that song was sung by Emma in "Sexy", and it was sung Arrested development by Maeby and Michael at the Christmas party. In the episode entitled "Afternoon Delight".
"Vow" was the first song that came to mind for some reason. I think I was thinking about it before I watched the show. Now I'm trying to come up with a list of Garbage songs to strip to.
Here's what I came up with:
Supervixen
Subhuman
Hammering in My Head
Push It
Stupid Girl
Why do you Love Me
Later at the Jack in the Box there was this boy wearing a Doors shirt. He asked the boy if he knew who they are. I stupidly left my phone charging at home. My dad is weedin' out the posers with Doors shirts.
She said she didn't know the song "Afternoon Delight" I guess she hasn't been up on Glee that song was sung by Emma in "Sexy", and it was sung Arrested development by Maeby and Michael at the Christmas party. In the episode entitled "Afternoon Delight".
"Vow" was the first song that came to mind for some reason. I think I was thinking about it before I watched the show. Now I'm trying to come up with a list of Garbage songs to strip to.
Here's what I came up with:
Supervixen
Subhuman
Hammering in My Head
Push It
Stupid Girl
Why do you Love Me
Later at the Jack in the Box there was this boy wearing a Doors shirt. He asked the boy if he knew who they are. I stupidly left my phone charging at home. My dad is weedin' out the posers with Doors shirts.
Friday, April 29, 2011
I was not Around for his Parents' Wedding
I don’t remember or watched the one with Diana and Charles. I’m the same age as Prince Harry.
If Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet) was a real person she would be all over this. She’d probably host some kind of event related to it. Like a tea or a supper.
I should really be into this type of thing. Part is my heritage is rooted in the UK. Maybe I'll just stick to liking music from the UK, teddy boy style, and UK comedies.
It was funny the way Fallon was preempted. If I was running NBC I would have just shown the monologue. (come on NBC this was your plan for something else...) NBC is like that incompetent person I know. I hope they would do something logical and they end up doing something hard, and stupid without reason. Shout out to booty shorts and the playoffs.
I watched a lot of trhe wedding. I watched some of the pre-wedding commentary and the procession. The dress was beautiful! I watched part of the vows too. Then I started watching Mister Ed and Heathcliff. I predict there will be a few prom dresses "inspired" by Kate's dress. There won't be much time to get a seamstress to make one. Usually prom dresses have to be commissioned by February at the latest. I learned this the hard way. Usually girls get dresses "inspired" by the Oscars. They might have to wait until homecoming or winter formal to get a Kate dress.
If Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet) was a real person she would be all over this. She’d probably host some kind of event related to it. Like a tea or a supper.
I should really be into this type of thing. Part is my heritage is rooted in the UK. Maybe I'll just stick to liking music from the UK, teddy boy style, and UK comedies.
It was funny the way Fallon was preempted. If I was running NBC I would have just shown the monologue. (come on NBC this was your plan for something else...) NBC is like that incompetent person I know. I hope they would do something logical and they end up doing something hard, and stupid without reason. Shout out to booty shorts and the playoffs.
I watched a lot of trhe wedding. I watched some of the pre-wedding commentary and the procession. The dress was beautiful! I watched part of the vows too. Then I started watching Mister Ed and Heathcliff. I predict there will be a few prom dresses "inspired" by Kate's dress. There won't be much time to get a seamstress to make one. Usually prom dresses have to be commissioned by February at the latest. I learned this the hard way. Usually girls get dresses "inspired" by the Oscars. They might have to wait until homecoming or winter formal to get a Kate dress.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Late Night Folly
Way before the whole Jay and Conan thing NBC messed up in the Late Night realm by creating the show Late Friday. Does anybody remember it? Or not want to remember it? That was a train wreck of a show. The thing I remember about it was that it wasn't very funny, and that I hated the fact that it replaced Friday Night.
I went back to this store that sold plush Sailor Moon dolls to see if I still wanted one. I'm still trying to do a possession purge. I saw the dolls in October when I was shopping for my Halloween mask. There were also some wrong colored sailor moon cats. They were in colors like pink and green. I couldn't see if the cats had licensing marks because they were on a high shelf. I know the Sailor Moon doll has licensing marks because I checked the doll back when I saw it in October. After I saw the dolls and the cats I decided they would not fit into my life at the moment.
I did get something at that store.
I found a maneki neko charm. It was $3.50.
There was some strange Glee merchandise. Glee socks? I am still not satisfied with the Glee diaries/note books I want to make my own glee diary/note book, and put the characters I want on it. I was thinking about BINKY the band from Arthur. They had strange merchandise like a bread maker, frozen turnips and a wheelbarrow. I'd eat Glee brand vegetables; especially peppers. I wouldn't buy a Glee bread maker, but I would buy a Glee slushy maker.
At Claire's I was looking at the Christmas discount section. I thought there is nothing wrong with buying discounted Christmas accessories. There was really nothing I wanted until I saw some nail polish that was originally $5 slashed to $1! I figured that even though they are Christmas colors (red & green) I could use them for something else. Nail polish is one of my favorite cosmetics. Personally I would not have paid full price for these.
Puck's hair bothers my dad; because he tells me people didn't wear their hair like that back then. WHUT? LOL! Puck is a fictional character!
The nail polish was ok. After I put it on it wore off. It's just a glittery tinted topcoat. I think it would look good over black nail polish.
I went back to this store that sold plush Sailor Moon dolls to see if I still wanted one. I'm still trying to do a possession purge. I saw the dolls in October when I was shopping for my Halloween mask. There were also some wrong colored sailor moon cats. They were in colors like pink and green. I couldn't see if the cats had licensing marks because they were on a high shelf. I know the Sailor Moon doll has licensing marks because I checked the doll back when I saw it in October. After I saw the dolls and the cats I decided they would not fit into my life at the moment.
I did get something at that store.
I found a maneki neko charm. It was $3.50.
There was some strange Glee merchandise. Glee socks? I am still not satisfied with the Glee diaries/note books I want to make my own glee diary/note book, and put the characters I want on it. I was thinking about BINKY the band from Arthur. They had strange merchandise like a bread maker, frozen turnips and a wheelbarrow. I'd eat Glee brand vegetables; especially peppers. I wouldn't buy a Glee bread maker, but I would buy a Glee slushy maker.
At Claire's I was looking at the Christmas discount section. I thought there is nothing wrong with buying discounted Christmas accessories. There was really nothing I wanted until I saw some nail polish that was originally $5 slashed to $1! I figured that even though they are Christmas colors (red & green) I could use them for something else. Nail polish is one of my favorite cosmetics. Personally I would not have paid full price for these.
Puck's hair bothers my dad; because he tells me people didn't wear their hair like that back then. WHUT? LOL! Puck is a fictional character!
The nail polish was ok. After I put it on it wore off. It's just a glittery tinted topcoat. I think it would look good over black nail polish.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Ungrateful and Stupid
For the past few days I've been thinking about a lot. I had a really silly idea that looked good on paper. My idea was do get celebrities who complain about how the common people don't help out enough in other countries to sponsor common people who want to go and help. After I really thought about it there would be a lot of hurdles. I chalked it up as a bad idea.
I used to be a big fan of Letterman. I really respected and admired the guy. I had been a fan since 1995. It seems lately that all he ever seems to talk about is how disgusted he is with food competition shows. He seems so out of touch and angry, and I don't just mean about Leno. You can argue that I'm out of touch too, but I don't have my own tv show.
I was going to write an open letter to Letterman at first, but then I realized I haven't done that in a while and was quite rusty. This blog post will have to suffice.
Who knows maybe somebody at Pants will read this. The internet is awfully cluttered these days.
I used to be a big fan of Letterman. I really respected and admired the guy. I had been a fan since 1995. It seems lately that all he ever seems to talk about is how disgusted he is with food competition shows. He seems so out of touch and angry, and I don't just mean about Leno. You can argue that I'm out of touch too, but I don't have my own tv show.
I was going to write an open letter to Letterman at first, but then I realized I haven't done that in a while and was quite rusty. This blog post will have to suffice.
Who knows maybe somebody at Pants will read this. The internet is awfully cluttered these days.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Lazy Memoirs
I thought I’d get an early start on this blog.
Since it’s July now I should set some goals for the month. Let’s see…how about I write some “lazy memoirs”? A lazy memoir is a memoir I tried to write, but didn’t quite get finished or the story doesn’t really have a proper ending. It will be like that skit from SNL with Jack Handey. The Fuzzy Memories ones.
I want to finish up the blogs I’ve been gathering material for. I’ve been working on more sticker blogs.I should crack that book I got from my memoir class, and read at least some of it. (stories I didn‘t write) 0;)
Here is something strange those annoying career people called me 6 times yesterday! Their calling pattern is really strange. They called at 9:50 AM, 10:42 AM, 2:13 PM, 2:16 PM, 2:40PM, and 4:56 PM. Today they cut their calls to me in half and only called 3 times. Again the calling pattern was strange. They called at 10:21 AM, 10:52 AM and 6:32 PM. Why call in clusters? :/
Good news! I got a good grade in my sales class. I thought I’d get a C or something, but not a D or F. (It‘s higher than a C). I wonder what my grade is from the memoir class? Maybe it will be like Maeby Funke's report card it makes me feel like a jack in the box.
Here are some screen caps for you to use. Sorry the quality is bad, but enjoy. They are from Shirley’s appearance on the Late Late show with Craig Ferguson from April, 28, 2009. All screen caps are copyright of their respective owners.









Since it’s July now I should set some goals for the month. Let’s see…how about I write some “lazy memoirs”? A lazy memoir is a memoir I tried to write, but didn’t quite get finished or the story doesn’t really have a proper ending. It will be like that skit from SNL with Jack Handey. The Fuzzy Memories ones.
I want to finish up the blogs I’ve been gathering material for. I’ve been working on more sticker blogs.I should crack that book I got from my memoir class, and read at least some of it. (stories I didn‘t write) 0;)
Here is something strange those annoying career people called me 6 times yesterday! Their calling pattern is really strange. They called at 9:50 AM, 10:42 AM, 2:13 PM, 2:16 PM, 2:40PM, and 4:56 PM. Today they cut their calls to me in half and only called 3 times. Again the calling pattern was strange. They called at 10:21 AM, 10:52 AM and 6:32 PM. Why call in clusters? :/
Good news! I got a good grade in my sales class. I thought I’d get a C or something, but not a D or F. (It‘s higher than a C). I wonder what my grade is from the memoir class? Maybe it will be like Maeby Funke's report card it makes me feel like a jack in the box.
Here are some screen caps for you to use. Sorry the quality is bad, but enjoy. They are from Shirley’s appearance on the Late Late show with Craig Ferguson from April, 28, 2009. All screen caps are copyright of their respective owners.









Wednesday, June 9, 2010
High School Pt. 2
I thought I should post this blog early because I have an early class and I have to get to bed early. But I might just stay up to see the war between Fallon and Ferguson.
I forgot to mention this about the book cover. A lot of people in the class are really vain and submitted pictures of themselves for the book cover. I guess to be like a real author. If I ever did get a book of mine published I wouldn't put my picture on it. Maybe I'd put a drawing of myself or something. I could be like Kiss or something, and I'd have another persona and wear a disguise or something. I think putting my mug on a book would make it not sell. I don't like plastering pictures of myself everywhere. I was never into that. I never use to put pictures of myself on my binders when I was in school. The only picture I have up of myself in my room is the one of Shirley and me.
I hope the class party is not dedicated to the popular guy or even worse it gets canceled because *ack!* he doesn't show up! They can't go on without him. Oh Boy! -_- The whole idea is really high school signing a book and leaving messages to each other!? :/
I heard "Time of Your Life" today on the radio. It made me think about reciting that song to the class. I really hope the party is somewhat enjoyable (within reason). I'll just tell myself what I did before I went to Golden Apple if I don't like what's going on or it's not what I expected I’ll leave. I’ll go hang out at one of the local fast food restaurants. They are within walking distance from the school. I’ll get myself some fries.
I loved the speech Will gave to New Directions about life being a journey. I used it for the farewell speech I'm going to give my class. I'll say it's from Glee. I'm not plagiarizing it or anything. The reflections paper was an assignment! D'oh! Oh well! I did put some thought into it. I was more worried about my farewell. XD
Speaking of Glee I would read Sue's book if it was real. :P
I was thinking about using “Supervixen”, but it seemed kind of inappropriate. I was also going to use “Metal Heart”, but I thought it was too political.
Maybe the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup because they have committed to being straight edge. @.@
There is a clue about the song I'm choosing for class in this blog. See if you can find it. :P ^-^
I forgot to mention this about the book cover. A lot of people in the class are really vain and submitted pictures of themselves for the book cover. I guess to be like a real author. If I ever did get a book of mine published I wouldn't put my picture on it. Maybe I'd put a drawing of myself or something. I could be like Kiss or something, and I'd have another persona and wear a disguise or something. I think putting my mug on a book would make it not sell. I don't like plastering pictures of myself everywhere. I was never into that. I never use to put pictures of myself on my binders when I was in school. The only picture I have up of myself in my room is the one of Shirley and me.
I hope the class party is not dedicated to the popular guy or even worse it gets canceled because *ack!* he doesn't show up! They can't go on without him. Oh Boy! -_- The whole idea is really high school signing a book and leaving messages to each other!? :/
I heard "Time of Your Life" today on the radio. It made me think about reciting that song to the class. I really hope the party is somewhat enjoyable (within reason). I'll just tell myself what I did before I went to Golden Apple if I don't like what's going on or it's not what I expected I’ll leave. I’ll go hang out at one of the local fast food restaurants. They are within walking distance from the school. I’ll get myself some fries.
I loved the speech Will gave to New Directions about life being a journey. I used it for the farewell speech I'm going to give my class. I'll say it's from Glee. I'm not plagiarizing it or anything. The reflections paper was an assignment! D'oh! Oh well! I did put some thought into it. I was more worried about my farewell. XD
Speaking of Glee I would read Sue's book if it was real. :P
I was thinking about using “Supervixen”, but it seemed kind of inappropriate. I was also going to use “Metal Heart”, but I thought it was too political.
Maybe the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup because they have committed to being straight edge. @.@
There is a clue about the song I'm choosing for class in this blog. See if you can find it. :P ^-^
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Editing and Interviews
I was perplexed by Shirley's latest appearance on Ferguson. To be honest, and I'm not making fun of her or anything she just seemed off. She looked great though. Loved her hair. Unfortunately that is a hairstyle I cannot steal from her. She did say she got married. At the courthouse of all places. When she said she was there among the teenage brides just put a funny visual in my head. :P Does that mean she got married to Billy? I'm not going to try and pry into her private life. The part about the puppet was really funny. When she said that her acting coach told her to not be like the robot she played on tv was funny. The thing I liked about her playing Cathrine Weaver is that it was such a contrast from her personality. I still think of her as a musician first, and an actress second. I've mentioned this many times before.
I have another celebrity death to report Dennis Hopper has died. That ends another cycle of three. Hopper, Coleman, and Linkletter.
I forgot to mention this in my last blog, but a lot of people are getting really fancy with their final writing portfolio by binding it and stuff like that. I was just going to hit up the dollar store, and buy a folder to put my work in. I'm getting frustrated with the amount of pages I put into it. The stories I submitted for the class book were stories I wanted to tell, but they were clunkers in the grammar department.
I'm having a hard time editing my work. I don't know; I really don't want to cut out the flowery stuff. I thought people like that kind of stuff. As long as it's descriptive, but not fatty. I'm working hard to meet the 30 page requirement. My teacher told me to include the stories I submitted to the class book, but they were clunkers.
Cut my hair again. It needed a little trim. Not sure what I will do with it. It does need a dye.
I have another celebrity death to report Dennis Hopper has died. That ends another cycle of three. Hopper, Coleman, and Linkletter.
I forgot to mention this in my last blog, but a lot of people are getting really fancy with their final writing portfolio by binding it and stuff like that. I was just going to hit up the dollar store, and buy a folder to put my work in. I'm getting frustrated with the amount of pages I put into it. The stories I submitted for the class book were stories I wanted to tell, but they were clunkers in the grammar department.
I'm having a hard time editing my work. I don't know; I really don't want to cut out the flowery stuff. I thought people like that kind of stuff. As long as it's descriptive, but not fatty. I'm working hard to meet the 30 page requirement. My teacher told me to include the stories I submitted to the class book, but they were clunkers.
Cut my hair again. It needed a little trim. Not sure what I will do with it. It does need a dye.
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Lame Vampire Story
I have another celebrity death to report Art Linkletter has died.
Here is a screencap from the live action intro to the cartoon The Snow Queen. I hope this upcoming summer doesn't take a huge blow to the celebrity community.
I woke up with a really stiff neck. All I wanted to do was look down. I felt like Elaine in "The Seven" except all she wanted to do was look up. Luckily I didn't have to see if somebody was wearing the same dress all the time or not. My neck pain had been on and off all day.
Nothing particularly interesting happened at school. I ran into somebody from my other class after using the bathroom. I'm so silly when people call out my name I look around to see if there is somebody else they are talking to since my name is so common. I couldn't see the person very well because they were blocked by a pole.
Here are some post Glee thoughts. I teared up watching this last episode. During the scene with Rachel and Shelby singing "Poker Face". The part about the vampires was funny. When I was in junior high and high school vampires were sort of popular. I'm pretty sure the Twilight books weren't out back then. I don't know I don't follow that Twilight stuff. Anyway there was this one girl who was obsessed with vampires and read books about them and stuff. One time as a joke in English class I decided to write a vampire story. It was really lame too. It was about this girl who was really annoying, but didn't know her neighbors were vampires. I think it was inspired by an episode of Goosebumps I saw or something. Everybody else in the class got mad at me for writing such a lame story. Except for the girl who was into vampires. I thought Tina dressed more punk than goth. Doesn't she wear plaid? Enough about comparing my school stories to something that happened in the fictional world of Glee. Too bad Sue wasn't in it. I think she would have made the episode better/interesting.
I forgot to mention Shirley Manson will be a guest on the Late Late show on either the 28th or 29th of May. I'm not sure of the date, and sadly cannot go to the taping. :(
Here is a screencap from the live action intro to the cartoon The Snow Queen. I hope this upcoming summer doesn't take a huge blow to the celebrity community.I woke up with a really stiff neck. All I wanted to do was look down. I felt like Elaine in "The Seven" except all she wanted to do was look up. Luckily I didn't have to see if somebody was wearing the same dress all the time or not. My neck pain had been on and off all day.
Nothing particularly interesting happened at school. I ran into somebody from my other class after using the bathroom. I'm so silly when people call out my name I look around to see if there is somebody else they are talking to since my name is so common. I couldn't see the person very well because they were blocked by a pole.
Here are some post Glee thoughts. I teared up watching this last episode. During the scene with Rachel and Shelby singing "Poker Face". The part about the vampires was funny. When I was in junior high and high school vampires were sort of popular. I'm pretty sure the Twilight books weren't out back then. I don't know I don't follow that Twilight stuff. Anyway there was this one girl who was obsessed with vampires and read books about them and stuff. One time as a joke in English class I decided to write a vampire story. It was really lame too. It was about this girl who was really annoying, but didn't know her neighbors were vampires. I think it was inspired by an episode of Goosebumps I saw or something. Everybody else in the class got mad at me for writing such a lame story. Except for the girl who was into vampires. I thought Tina dressed more punk than goth. Doesn't she wear plaid? Enough about comparing my school stories to something that happened in the fictional world of Glee. Too bad Sue wasn't in it. I think she would have made the episode better/interesting.
I forgot to mention Shirley Manson will be a guest on the Late Late show on either the 28th or 29th of May. I'm not sure of the date, and sadly cannot go to the taping. :(
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Saturday, January 23, 2010
Farwell Conan (again)
Dear Internet,
Actually I started writing this blog yesterday.
Here’s a good idea for what to do with the unused studio. Let me host a late night show there were I make parodies of old music videos. I’m thinking an All Saints video. Or maybe I can shoot old movie parodies where it’s just the back of my head. Nah, that would be a silly show. Nobody would watch it.
I have a good idea if NBC wants to make a little bit of profit off Conan after he left. Why not release his whole hosting stint of 7 months on DVD? There are a little less than 150 episodes. That could be like a I don’t know $200 set right there. Of course the Crazy Expensive Comedy Bits will have to be cut. Think that is the reason why Soul Train is not on DVD. Who knew I’d be mentioning Conan O’Brien and Soul Train in the same blog post?
Conan's last Tonight Show was great. The best thing was I got to watch it alone, and not pestered by my father. Ate some old Pocky I've had in the fridge for a while. Surprisingly it was still good!
The Crazy Expensive Comedy bit was ok, I thought it wasn't as funny as the first 2. I would have done something with a Disney property. I thought it was funny when he said people were complaining about them on the internet. Of course they were fake. Wasn't Mine That Bird in the LA area for a local promotion at the local race track?
When I heard he was going to be evaluated by an NBC employee. I thought it was going to be Leno you know a real tongue and cheek thing there. Steve Carell was funny. Was he conductiong the interveiw as Micheal Scott or as Steve Carell? That was a bit confusing.
The part about Tom Hanks and the cream soda was funny. Conan was making a confused face while he was drinking it. I guess I thought it was funny because I drank cream soda with dinner yesterday. I think cream soda looks like pale beer. Conan with the large side burns looked funny. He looked like he belonged with those old timey baseball people, or maybe like an old portrait from an American history book. I couldn't stop laughing.
When Conan showed his highlights montage, and it said "To Be Continued" did anybody else just want to write Conan fan fics?
It was great when he thanked the fans. That was really classy Conan. I don't know him personally or anything, but I think he's not all arrogant and stuff. He's never seemed to come off that way.
The "Freebird" part was good. I'm not a big fan of that song or anything, but Will Ferrell was singing it. I just knew he had to get out the cowbell!
Ok maybe I will take his advice, and not be so cynical. It's so hard. I have been since about 2001? Around there way before I got kicked out of college. Way back when he was still on Late Night, and graffiti style bags were popular. But I'm going to try not to be. It's going to be hard since my reunion is in 2 years. While you find yourself there next to the Georgina Sparks of your graduation year. Does this mean I can still be pessimistic? ;P
A lot of people saying Conan's cynicism quote was full of BS, but I don't know I wasn't reading that off him. If he was cynical of the whole thing he probably would have hosted his show in an angry tirade.
I liked the beginning of Jimmy's show when he was singing "It's So Hard to say Goodbye to Yesterday" Boyz II Men style in the Dr. Oz show studios. Too bad he didn't hit the high note. That is actually one of the notes I can hit in that song. I don't sing "It's So Hard to say Goodbye to Yesterday" anymore because I sing it horribly. You know my tape player ate my "II" tape. I should really get a copy of that on CD.
Actually I started writing this blog yesterday.
Here’s a good idea for what to do with the unused studio. Let me host a late night show there were I make parodies of old music videos. I’m thinking an All Saints video. Or maybe I can shoot old movie parodies where it’s just the back of my head. Nah, that would be a silly show. Nobody would watch it.
I have a good idea if NBC wants to make a little bit of profit off Conan after he left. Why not release his whole hosting stint of 7 months on DVD? There are a little less than 150 episodes. That could be like a I don’t know $200 set right there. Of course the Crazy Expensive Comedy Bits will have to be cut. Think that is the reason why Soul Train is not on DVD. Who knew I’d be mentioning Conan O’Brien and Soul Train in the same blog post?
Conan's last Tonight Show was great. The best thing was I got to watch it alone, and not pestered by my father. Ate some old Pocky I've had in the fridge for a while. Surprisingly it was still good!
The Crazy Expensive Comedy bit was ok, I thought it wasn't as funny as the first 2. I would have done something with a Disney property. I thought it was funny when he said people were complaining about them on the internet. Of course they were fake. Wasn't Mine That Bird in the LA area for a local promotion at the local race track?
When I heard he was going to be evaluated by an NBC employee. I thought it was going to be Leno you know a real tongue and cheek thing there. Steve Carell was funny. Was he conductiong the interveiw as Micheal Scott or as Steve Carell? That was a bit confusing.
The part about Tom Hanks and the cream soda was funny. Conan was making a confused face while he was drinking it. I guess I thought it was funny because I drank cream soda with dinner yesterday. I think cream soda looks like pale beer. Conan with the large side burns looked funny. He looked like he belonged with those old timey baseball people, or maybe like an old portrait from an American history book. I couldn't stop laughing.
When Conan showed his highlights montage, and it said "To Be Continued" did anybody else just want to write Conan fan fics?
It was great when he thanked the fans. That was really classy Conan. I don't know him personally or anything, but I think he's not all arrogant and stuff. He's never seemed to come off that way.
The "Freebird" part was good. I'm not a big fan of that song or anything, but Will Ferrell was singing it. I just knew he had to get out the cowbell!
Ok maybe I will take his advice, and not be so cynical. It's so hard. I have been since about 2001? Around there way before I got kicked out of college. Way back when he was still on Late Night, and graffiti style bags were popular. But I'm going to try not to be. It's going to be hard since my reunion is in 2 years. While you find yourself there next to the Georgina Sparks of your graduation year. Does this mean I can still be pessimistic? ;P
A lot of people saying Conan's cynicism quote was full of BS, but I don't know I wasn't reading that off him. If he was cynical of the whole thing he probably would have hosted his show in an angry tirade.
I liked the beginning of Jimmy's show when he was singing "It's So Hard to say Goodbye to Yesterday" Boyz II Men style in the Dr. Oz show studios. Too bad he didn't hit the high note. That is actually one of the notes I can hit in that song. I don't sing "It's So Hard to say Goodbye to Yesterday" anymore because I sing it horribly. You know my tape player ate my "II" tape. I should really get a copy of that on CD.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Conan's Deal
I'm going to blog about Conan again yeah I bet some of my readers are sick of it. Well if you are then just skip this blog today.
Now officially Conan and NBC have worked out their deal.
Here is a funny thought that popped into my head. I wonder what will happen to the set of his show? Maybe I'll be lucky enough to find it in a dumpster, and then set it up in the house somewhere. It could be like that Seinfeld episode The Merv Griffin Show. Where Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin show in a dumpster, sets it up in his apartment, runs a show and books guests.
I also liked that Conan wasted money! You go out in a blaze of glory! I know I would.
You people disgust me! Those of you who are jumping on the Conan bandwagon. Where were you when he needed ratings! For shame! I'm waging my finger at you.
My dad said he wanted to watch Conan's last episode of the Tonight Show with me. I was like "No! No!" After the disastrous experience I had with my dad watching Conan's last episode of Late Night. He woke up and started watching it with me because he had a "headache". Due to his headache the tv was too "loud", so he rudely swiped the remote from me. He turned it down really low, and I could barely hear it. He bothered me through the whole show, and asked all these dumb questions. He was also bored with the heartfelt speech Conan gave at the end of the show. (my dad hates emotional stuff)
If he wants to try and relate to me by watching the show with me it's worse than just letting me watch the show by myself. Why can't you just pretend that I like (American) football?
Here's a picture of Conan I'm throwing in the blog just for good measure.
Now officially Conan and NBC have worked out their deal.
Here is a funny thought that popped into my head. I wonder what will happen to the set of his show? Maybe I'll be lucky enough to find it in a dumpster, and then set it up in the house somewhere. It could be like that Seinfeld episode The Merv Griffin Show. Where Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin show in a dumpster, sets it up in his apartment, runs a show and books guests.
I also liked that Conan wasted money! You go out in a blaze of glory! I know I would.
You people disgust me! Those of you who are jumping on the Conan bandwagon. Where were you when he needed ratings! For shame! I'm waging my finger at you.
My dad said he wanted to watch Conan's last episode of the Tonight Show with me. I was like "No! No!" After the disastrous experience I had with my dad watching Conan's last episode of Late Night. He woke up and started watching it with me because he had a "headache". Due to his headache the tv was too "loud", so he rudely swiped the remote from me. He turned it down really low, and I could barely hear it. He bothered me through the whole show, and asked all these dumb questions. He was also bored with the heartfelt speech Conan gave at the end of the show. (my dad hates emotional stuff)
If he wants to try and relate to me by watching the show with me it's worse than just letting me watch the show by myself. Why can't you just pretend that I like (American) football?
Here's a picture of Conan I'm throwing in the blog just for good measure.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Miscellaneous Blog #28
I can't wait until the month is over, so I can do a bunch of frivolous spending! I've started planning out some Halloween costumes, and I just need to buy a few items to complete them. I haven't made any preliminarily sketches yet.
Aside from working on a Halloween costume I'm very happy that I completed my first decoupage project. It might not be very good, but it's my first attempt. Maybe I'll post it on here. I haven't decided yet.
You know I told my mom the idea of recording a comedy album and she said it was a good idea. I can believe it! @o@
I think the whole Conan/Jay/NBC negotiations are over. Conan is gone! The rumor is that his staff is mad at him and supposedly "everybody hates Conan". Well you know they are all unemployed. Let's get on the recliner of rage. I'm as fired up as a charmander. Where is Pierre when you need him? Why was everybody saying Letterman is a bitter old man. Hello!? Pretty much the same thing happened to him. Do you research people! History repeats itself, and this was no exception. I will not watch Leno's monologues again! Even if Letterman in is repeats. It's not like I really liked Leno's monologues anyway. I thought they were pretty bland. I perfer Letterman's comedy styling anyway. I enjoy watching him guess pie flavors, throwing watermelons off a building, stupid human tricks, stupid pet tricks, and psychic sandwich. Well I do tend to like "lowbrow" comedy. Shut Up Baby Boomers! Ok, ok you're where the money is, but that still doesn't mean I'll be listening to classic rock and watching Leno *shudders* Remember don't be mean to natural redheads they have magic powers. Don't forget if you are a natural blond to wear opal. It keeps your hair blond.
I'll leave you with this last thought. Why are people more impressed when somebody does something easy well; than when somebody fails at something hard? I'm not talking about people who make extraordinary things look easy either.
Aside from working on a Halloween costume I'm very happy that I completed my first decoupage project. It might not be very good, but it's my first attempt. Maybe I'll post it on here. I haven't decided yet.
You know I told my mom the idea of recording a comedy album and she said it was a good idea. I can believe it! @o@
I think the whole Conan/Jay/NBC negotiations are over. Conan is gone! The rumor is that his staff is mad at him and supposedly "everybody hates Conan". Well you know they are all unemployed. Let's get on the recliner of rage. I'm as fired up as a charmander. Where is Pierre when you need him? Why was everybody saying Letterman is a bitter old man. Hello!? Pretty much the same thing happened to him. Do you research people! History repeats itself, and this was no exception. I will not watch Leno's monologues again! Even if Letterman in is repeats. It's not like I really liked Leno's monologues anyway. I thought they were pretty bland. I perfer Letterman's comedy styling anyway. I enjoy watching him guess pie flavors, throwing watermelons off a building, stupid human tricks, stupid pet tricks, and psychic sandwich. Well I do tend to like "lowbrow" comedy. Shut Up Baby Boomers! Ok, ok you're where the money is, but that still doesn't mean I'll be listening to classic rock and watching Leno *shudders* Remember don't be mean to natural redheads they have magic powers. Don't forget if you are a natural blond to wear opal. It keeps your hair blond.
I'll leave you with this last thought. Why are people more impressed when somebody does something easy well; than when somebody fails at something hard? I'm not talking about people who make extraordinary things look easy either.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
The Late Shift Part 2
Move over Edward and Jacob! Team Conan!
Actually I was going to write a blog about the time my dad tried to set up a checking account for me and meddled in my finances, but I'll save that blog for later; this is much more interesting to me. (Wow! that sentence is a cluster of bad grammar)
I'm wondering what a lot of people are; what is so special about Leno? I mean sure he pulled in the ratings, but in my opinion he's not as funny as Conan. What was the name of that bodybuilder character Jay use to play? That character wasn't funny.
There are some naysayers out there who are saying that Conan isn't famous or popular. Maybe like 15 years ago. Maybe NBC should have stuck to having Conan sign weekly contracts like he did when he was first on Late Night.
I'm also upset because I really wanted to go to a taping of Conan's show. I'll say what I said when Gwen's red dress was stolen "Oh! I wanted to see that!". It's funny that I went to a Ferguson taping before I went to a taping of Conan's show. You know I just went to Ferguson's show to see Shirley right?
It made me think about the movie The Late Shift that was made in 1996 It's a movie about when Carson stepped down, and who would host the Tonight show. The guy they got to play Letterman didn't really look like him.
There should be a movie made about this new mess. Jay Leno should be played by Mac Tonight. Who would play Conan?
Actually I was going to write a blog about the time my dad tried to set up a checking account for me and meddled in my finances, but I'll save that blog for later; this is much more interesting to me. (Wow! that sentence is a cluster of bad grammar)
I'm wondering what a lot of people are; what is so special about Leno? I mean sure he pulled in the ratings, but in my opinion he's not as funny as Conan. What was the name of that bodybuilder character Jay use to play? That character wasn't funny.
There are some naysayers out there who are saying that Conan isn't famous or popular. Maybe like 15 years ago. Maybe NBC should have stuck to having Conan sign weekly contracts like he did when he was first on Late Night.
I'm also upset because I really wanted to go to a taping of Conan's show. I'll say what I said when Gwen's red dress was stolen "Oh! I wanted to see that!". It's funny that I went to a Ferguson taping before I went to a taping of Conan's show. You know I just went to Ferguson's show to see Shirley right?
It made me think about the movie The Late Shift that was made in 1996 It's a movie about when Carson stepped down, and who would host the Tonight show. The guy they got to play Letterman didn't really look like him.
There should be a movie made about this new mess. Jay Leno should be played by Mac Tonight. Who would play Conan?
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Canceled Already?
Ok so I heard the Jay Leno show is canceled. According to some reputable sources it is. There is also some talk that he will go back to late night and push Conan back a half hour to 12:05 AM. Everything will get pushed back, but Carson and Poker were not mentioned. Please Please NBC take off Poker. The word is that his show will be off after the Winter Olympics. Cheap programming doesn't always mean ratings. Which makes me wonder how Let's Make a Deal is doing?
To be honest I'm still convinced that locally in LA that UTB's subbed anime is beating his show. I could be wrong though. I also heard that Letterman is getting way better ratings that Conan. Plus there are a lot of older people who like Letterman and Leno. Conan usually appeals to the younger crowd.
See? This is really interesting to me. I'm such a nerd! X0X
Oh yeah and I'm still doing research on that bad presents blog. I got a bad present a few years ago, but I trying to remember the exact year. I think it's somewhere between 2005 and 2007.
To be honest I'm still convinced that locally in LA that UTB's subbed anime is beating his show. I could be wrong though. I also heard that Letterman is getting way better ratings that Conan. Plus there are a lot of older people who like Letterman and Leno. Conan usually appeals to the younger crowd.
See? This is really interesting to me. I'm such a nerd! X0X
Oh yeah and I'm still doing research on that bad presents blog. I got a bad present a few years ago, but I trying to remember the exact year. I think it's somewhere between 2005 and 2007.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Get his Attention by Pretending to like Something
You know watching Gossip Girl I can understand where Serena is coming from. Ok so maybe I might not be famous enough to get my pictures in magazines or anything like that. I know how Serena can get her dad’s attention. She can pose as an Oakland Raiders fan. Oh wait that’s what I did to get my dad’s attention. But I don’t really like (American) football.
So we lost another one. Patrick Swayze died. There is still more time during the “summer of celebrity deaths”. I don’t have much to say about him. I can’t recall if I’ve seen one if his movies in it’s entirety.
Kanye well what can I say about him. That guy really needs to shut up. I know him doing that probably made a lot of people like him even more. His interview on Leno; how could you not know what you were saying? Especially when he wasn’t accepting the award or anything. Some people said it was going to be like the Hugh Grant interview. I’m old enough to remember that. I watched it. Actually I remember the prostitute’s 15 minutes of fame. She was in a commercial for a radio station which is now the Sound. (Any Angelenos remember this?)
Jay’s new show is ok. I don’t know I’ve never been a big Leno fan. I really don’t find him all that funny. I think he’s not as funny as Conan or Letterman. I mean I enjoy the Headlines segment and Jaywalking, but that’s about it. I mostly watch his show for the guests he books and not for him. The one thing I don’t like is that there is no desk when he does interviews. There are just 2 chairs. It reminds me of a daytime talk show or something.
Speaking of The Sound my dad sure likes that station even though he totally denies it. Like he does with most everything. For him not liking it he visits the website a lot, signing up for their website, and when my mom and I turn on the radio in the car it’s usually on that station. My mom and I don’t listen to that station.
So we lost another one. Patrick Swayze died. There is still more time during the “summer of celebrity deaths”. I don’t have much to say about him. I can’t recall if I’ve seen one if his movies in it’s entirety.
Kanye well what can I say about him. That guy really needs to shut up. I know him doing that probably made a lot of people like him even more. His interview on Leno; how could you not know what you were saying? Especially when he wasn’t accepting the award or anything. Some people said it was going to be like the Hugh Grant interview. I’m old enough to remember that. I watched it. Actually I remember the prostitute’s 15 minutes of fame. She was in a commercial for a radio station which is now the Sound. (Any Angelenos remember this?)
Jay’s new show is ok. I don’t know I’ve never been a big Leno fan. I really don’t find him all that funny. I think he’s not as funny as Conan or Letterman. I mean I enjoy the Headlines segment and Jaywalking, but that’s about it. I mostly watch his show for the guests he books and not for him. The one thing I don’t like is that there is no desk when he does interviews. There are just 2 chairs. It reminds me of a daytime talk show or something.
Speaking of The Sound my dad sure likes that station even though he totally denies it. Like he does with most everything. For him not liking it he visits the website a lot, signing up for their website, and when my mom and I turn on the radio in the car it’s usually on that station. My mom and I don’t listen to that station.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Education is Important… For me to Poop on!
After watching The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien I felt inspired to post this.
This is another blog about my reporter teacher. Disclaimer: All opinions expressed about this teacher are solely my own.
The way my teacher treated us was with a high school mentality. She wanted all of the class to fill out some application for a scholarship. She spent most of that class session preaching about when you are at a community college that you have to do a bunch of activities and stuff to make yourself look good. Sometimes it’s important to look good, but to me not in a situation like this.
She also said education is more important that money. Huh? WTF?! It could be to some degree, but how are you going to pay for it? Would you just end up being a poor scholar? Is that an oxymoron?
It was funny because she would pass out these quizzes about things that happened during the week. They were poorly pasted together. Sometimes the questions on the quiz would face sideways. She would also paste some pictures to go along with the quiz. I have no idea why. Perhaps something to look at while you are taking the quiz? Anyway this particular week she had a question on it about Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and she also put a picture of him on the quiz. So I thought it would be funny to draw a little speech bubble and write “For me to poop on!” inside it. I had a lot of fun doing that. The only problem was that I mistakenly wrote it in pen! Non-erasable pen. I don’t know why, but for some reason she wanted back the photocopies back of the quiz she passed out. I mean how could you save it and cheat off it next semester? It was about current events?! For some reason she also didn’t want you writing on them.
This is another blog about my reporter teacher. Disclaimer: All opinions expressed about this teacher are solely my own.
The way my teacher treated us was with a high school mentality. She wanted all of the class to fill out some application for a scholarship. She spent most of that class session preaching about when you are at a community college that you have to do a bunch of activities and stuff to make yourself look good. Sometimes it’s important to look good, but to me not in a situation like this.
She also said education is more important that money. Huh? WTF?! It could be to some degree, but how are you going to pay for it? Would you just end up being a poor scholar? Is that an oxymoron?
It was funny because she would pass out these quizzes about things that happened during the week. They were poorly pasted together. Sometimes the questions on the quiz would face sideways. She would also paste some pictures to go along with the quiz. I have no idea why. Perhaps something to look at while you are taking the quiz? Anyway this particular week she had a question on it about Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and she also put a picture of him on the quiz. So I thought it would be funny to draw a little speech bubble and write “For me to poop on!” inside it. I had a lot of fun doing that. The only problem was that I mistakenly wrote it in pen! Non-erasable pen. I don’t know why, but for some reason she wanted back the photocopies back of the quiz she passed out. I mean how could you save it and cheat off it next semester? It was about current events?! For some reason she also didn’t want you writing on them.
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Conan’s First Show
A lot of people have/had their doubts about Conan. I think/though he‘s going to do well because he already has an audience from his old show.
The opening segment was very funny with Conan running across America. Total Conan style. That should be a new phrase “Conan style”. He didn’t do much of a monologue he did a lot of bits. The tour one was really funny. I like when Conan went shopping at the 99 cents store. The car segment was funny too. I love to see a follow up bit where Conan gets his car pimped out LA style.
I like that Andy is the announcer. I guess Joel stayed back in New York. Doesn’t he announce the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade?
The set it nice too. It looks like one they used for some MTV awards show.
The opening and closing music is the same or almost the same as his old show.
The opening segment was very funny with Conan running across America. Total Conan style. That should be a new phrase “Conan style”. He didn’t do much of a monologue he did a lot of bits. The tour one was really funny. I like when Conan went shopping at the 99 cents store. The car segment was funny too. I love to see a follow up bit where Conan gets his car pimped out LA style.
I like that Andy is the announcer. I guess Joel stayed back in New York. Doesn’t he announce the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade?
The set it nice too. It looks like one they used for some MTV awards show.
The opening and closing music is the same or almost the same as his old show.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Farwell Jay
Well I watched Jay's Last episode of the Tonight Show. It was good. Jay's show was the first late night show I watched by the suggestion of my dad. That summer I got into late nite tv. I watched his show, but then I realized I preferred Letterman. Eventually I watched Conan too. I think I didn't really watch Snyder. This was back in 1995 and I was 11. I remember we would play "talk show" in my 6th grade class. I use to like to impersonate Letterman. It was a really bad one. I think I use to do was open my mouth really wide, say random things, and tap a pencil on the desk. An 11 year old girl impersonating Letterman just looked really silly.
I think it's going to be hard for me to choose between Conan and Letterman because I think they both give great monologues. I never really cared for Jay's monologues. To be honest I don't think he is as funny as Letterman or Conan. Sure I enjoyed some of his segments like Headlines and Jaywalking. I really miss the string dance Conan does. I haven't seen it in months.
Yesterday I saw an interview with Conan about moving to LA and his new show. It was funny because he says he doesn't like the Lakers. He said when he sees Laker flags on cars he breaks them off. He also says he likes In-N-Out burgers. I wonder if he has tried animal fries. Conan if you are reading this blog like you would. LOL! Try those they are good. He was also saying about how much he likes the weather here. He said he likes to see celebrities doing mundane things. Here's to catching Conan doing something mundane! ^-^
The ending of Jay's show was sort of strange with all the kids. I really though he was going to do something car related.
To be honest I can't wait to see Conan's new show! Plus he said he's bringing back Andy! :0
I wish Conan the best of luck with his new show. ;)
I think it's going to be hard for me to choose between Conan and Letterman because I think they both give great monologues. I never really cared for Jay's monologues. To be honest I don't think he is as funny as Letterman or Conan. Sure I enjoyed some of his segments like Headlines and Jaywalking. I really miss the string dance Conan does. I haven't seen it in months.
Yesterday I saw an interview with Conan about moving to LA and his new show. It was funny because he says he doesn't like the Lakers. He said when he sees Laker flags on cars he breaks them off. He also says he likes In-N-Out burgers. I wonder if he has tried animal fries. Conan if you are reading this blog like you would. LOL! Try those they are good. He was also saying about how much he likes the weather here. He said he likes to see celebrities doing mundane things. Here's to catching Conan doing something mundane! ^-^
The ending of Jay's show was sort of strange with all the kids. I really though he was going to do something car related.
To be honest I can't wait to see Conan's new show! Plus he said he's bringing back Andy! :0
I wish Conan the best of luck with his new show. ;)
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Fallon Fangirl
I found this old diary or more like a memory book. I don’t know it’s not really like a diary because there are different sections and categories like there is a section to write about your friends, one about how you dress, one about your room, and one about entertainment, etc. When I was looking through it for a different section I filled out. I noticed I wrote about Jimmy Fallon. I wrote this back in 2002. When I was a senior in high school. The reason there is a picture of him taped to the page was that it said to paste a picture of one of your favorite tv stars or something like that.

I’ve included a scan of part of the page. I think what I wrote is quite silly and it should be shared with the world. LOL! :D
After I read that I remember something else I did. Back when I was a freshman in college and I had the internet I found an address (snail mail) to write fan letters to him. I remember I use to work on it when I was in my boring classes. Too bad he never sent a reply. :(
Here is one of my favorite Jimmy Fallon pictures. He looks so cute next to Gwen. ^-^
I’ve included a scan of part of the page. I think what I wrote is quite silly and it should be shared with the world. LOL! :D
After I read that I remember something else I did. Back when I was a freshman in college and I had the internet I found an address (snail mail) to write fan letters to him. I remember I use to work on it when I was in my boring classes. Too bad he never sent a reply. :(
Here is one of my favorite Jimmy Fallon pictures. He looks so cute next to Gwen. ^-^
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Cena Media Blitz
I was happy that Cena got rebooked on Leno. Too bad he was on the same show as Seacrest. If you want to know only one thing about me it’s that I hate Ryan Seacrest. I don’t hate him for no reason. Back in 1995 when my class went to a taping of a game show that he was hosting my friends and I wanted autographs, and he was very rude to us. After that I’ve hated Seacrest ever since. I think it’s funny that Seacrest has a way of appearing where my favorite celebrities are. I don’t know how many times I had to endure Seacrest for Gwen.
Is Jimmy Fallon a HeMan fan? I have seen a few references on the show like when he wanted castle Greyskull in the background and when he had an iphone app that made the caller’s voice sound like Skeletor. He looks really short too. I think he did back on SNL. I’m not going to say he looked short next to Will Ferrel because he’s like what 6’4”? Wasn’t he like one of the tallest cast members? Jimmy looked pretty short when he was standing next to Cena, and Cena is 6 feet tall.
Fallon didn’t really have much to say to Cena. He did mention Wrestlemania. I thought it was really funny when Cena said Jimmy has a high yelling voice. Jimmy does have a small voice. I thought their interview was funny though. I like the part when Cena was in all these fake movies. I’d watch Uncle Babysitter and the one about the hot dog vendor. The hot dog vendor one sort of sounded like The Marine.
Is Jimmy Fallon a HeMan fan? I have seen a few references on the show like when he wanted castle Greyskull in the background and when he had an iphone app that made the caller’s voice sound like Skeletor. He looks really short too. I think he did back on SNL. I’m not going to say he looked short next to Will Ferrel because he’s like what 6’4”? Wasn’t he like one of the tallest cast members? Jimmy looked pretty short when he was standing next to Cena, and Cena is 6 feet tall.
Fallon didn’t really have much to say to Cena. He did mention Wrestlemania. I thought it was really funny when Cena said Jimmy has a high yelling voice. Jimmy does have a small voice. I thought their interview was funny though. I like the part when Cena was in all these fake movies. I’d watch Uncle Babysitter and the one about the hot dog vendor. The hot dog vendor one sort of sounded like The Marine.
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